Last week, Augusta's Metro Spirit reported that the Navy contingent at Fort Gordon has purchased at least 700 iPods this year. After apparently being given the standard military run-around, reporter Corey Pein spoke with a public affairs officer who informed him that the iPods were purchased for foreign language training. One iPod - this is the 30GB model we're talking about - can hold "an entire study course of Arabic, Farsi or Mandarin" (or, one imagines, basically any other language). Oh, and they're video iPods... so porn, too.